NASA Gives New Meaning to High Flying

Always on the cutting edge of flying high, now NASA staff are experimenting with the energy source known as Cocaine (aka coke, snow, dust, powder etc).

CNN reports: "NASA says it has launched an investigation after finding cocaine in a processing hangar for a space shuttle at Kennedy Space Center in Florida." Of course now they are blood-testing all the high(sic)-security staff to try to identify the genius who initiated this experiment.

To me, the best part of the story is how these space scientists with the tightest security known to humans discovered the coke in their hangar. Someone, it seems, stumbled on a bag of it where it had been dropped outside the bathroom door. Talk about Space-y.

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[Gram]

Even NASA has joined "the Stupids"